When you visit a certain coffee shop more than twice a day it is extremely probably that the employees will grow to recognize your face. You may even engage in small talk, witty banter, or flirtatious fun talk. It is very normal to meet potential love matches by hanging out in coffee shops, but is engaging in an adult dating relationship with a barista crossing the line? What if you two just hooked up a couple of time – strictly sex and nothing else? Will you have to find a new coffee shop to visit every day? Let’s visit the pros and cons of this issue.

PROS

  • Free caffeinated (or not) beverages, obviously.
  • You’re dating someone wh0 you’ve become familiar with; this isn’t an awkward blind date or anything.
  • Free food in the mornings.
  • Constant smell of coffee; who doesn’t love that?
  • Learn new sexual positions: are you down for some “Chocolate Frappuchino Half Sweet Double Whipped” tonight?

CONS

  • Bad breakup means no more coffee shop around the corner. You’ll have to trek five minutes out of your way for a good cuppa joe.
  • They don’t really have a well-paying job. Or stable job.
  • Coffee could be tainted forever!
  • Explaining to your family that you met the love of your life while he served you a cup of coffee may be a little embarrassing (depending on your family).
  • They are probably a weird hipster with weird hipster tendencies; just sayin’.
  • All the pros turn into cons; the end.
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