TV

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

So, I understand that Will’s character moves in with millionaires who have money to spend on just about anything, but does that really explain why their bedroom decor was ALWAYS different? Also, who send their son from Philly all the way to LA after one little playground brawl?

Full House

I have many, many questions about the premise of this show. Why is Uncle Joey living in the basement? I understand Joey and Jessie had to be there for Danny for moral support to help raise his three daughters, but after a certain age I’m pretty sure the men could have moved out – they never did. Also, Why did Jessie decide to live in the attic with his wife and twin boys, why didn’t he move out? I would never force my wife to do that. How did they enjoy having sex? Thats a legit question.

Home Improvement

Why was it so important that we- the audience- were never allowed to see Wilson’s face? Why was he such a mystery? Also, you’d think Tim would learn from his mistakes and not be such a klutz.

Saved By The Bell

Why was Mr. Belding always the principal? All throughout middle school and high school he was always there. I’m pretty sure he even surface a couple times during the college years. Also, Zack always stopped, looked into the camera and was able to do a monologue whenever he had a deep thought. How was that possible? Also, every after-school activity happened at The Max; the owners of that cute little diner must have loved Zack, Kelly, AC, Screech, Lisa and Jessie for bringing Casey Casum himself there.

Sister, Sister

Two long lost twins were reunited in a mall? Really? And the romance of Sears made their parents fall back in love? Really? I have no words.