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3 Rude Things To Say To A Woman You Just Met
0459 days
by Healy
in Advice, Attention, Attraction, Charm, Compliments, Confidence, Pay Attenetion, Rude, Small Talk, Uncategorized
When you’re in the adult dating world, you don’t necessarily have to say compliments to her in order to impress her. Whether you’re face to face or you’re chatting through online dating services, do you think the jerks and the bad boys she falls for tell her how beautiful and perfect she is? They catch her attention by saying something out of left field and sometimes it’s even downright rude. You need to be able to walk right up to a beautiful woman, grab her full attention in two sentences and be just one step away from getting her phone number.
Here is exactly what to say:
Saying “whoa, you can’t just do that…” to a woman on the street or sitting next to you on the subway will guaranteed to stop a woman in her tracks. You can use this flirting technique on women who are working or even women you work with. The trick here is to follow it up with a compliment about something she’s doing:
- “Who you can’t just do that…when you walk in here smiling like that, I lose my whole train of thought.”
- “Whoa you can’t just do that…Your smile is too pretty to walk right by me without saying hi.”
- Whoa you can’t just do that…Something about your energy is messing with me. I can’t take my eyes off you.”
You’re catching her attention with a kind of rude sentence, but then flipping it around to a positive compliment. You’ll have her full attention and the surprise sexual attraction she gets when she meet someone truly charming.
Saying “I can’t believe you just did that!” after she does something. Your goal is to make her think that you did something embarrassing or wrong. It’s OK to make her think this because you’re about to make her feel good with a compliment:
- “I can’t believe you just did that…Walked right by me without apologizing for having such a great smile, I forgot everything I was thinking about.”
- I can’t believe you just did that…The way you move has almost a hypnotizing effect. And for a split second, every single person in this room was looking at you.
Saying, “Are you seriously going to do that?”
- “Are you seriously going to do that? Walk right by me without saying hi.”
- “Are you seriously going to do that? Walk right by me without saying hi? What’s your name?”
Then you tell her your name and ask her what she’s up to. This way you’ll get her name and you’re on a better small talk conversation.
The Worst Sex Advice For Men
1459 days
Here is a look at some of the worst sex advice for men that will definitely ruin any aspect of seeing or dating her again:
1.When she leans down to pick up her napkin, say, “while you’re down there…” and look at her while you push your crotch out. Then when she laughs awkwardly, huff and tell her parents (who invited you to dinner) that their daughter has lost her sense of adventure.
2. Initiate sex with her when she’s late to take the kids to school, while she’s on the phone with her sick grandmother, or 30 minutes after she falls asleep.
3. During sex, grab your partner’s belly and shake it while making menacing Jabba the Hut sounds. Then say you’re just kidding. Girls love a guy with a good sense of humor.
4. Call her by your ex girlfriends name, often. Then, tell her you only do it because neither of you will do that thing he likes. You know, that thing Jenny did. Then never explain who Jenny is or what she did. A girl sure does like a man who is mysterious.
5. When your girl has food poisoning and is throwing up, huff loudly and say, “Well, I guess we wont be having sex tonight!” That way, she’ll know you care, about her vagina that is.
6. Insult all of her friends, except for the ones that you point out you would have a threesome with. They way she will know she’s special, and that you have discriminating tastes.
7. Sleep with her sister. That way she’ll know you love her family too.
8. Sleep soundly next to the ninja sword you bought the other day after you told her she was spending too much money on medicine. Call out Jenny’s name in your sleep.
9. When you’re at the doctor getting your textiles sewn back on, notice that the doctor is a women and say, “While you’re down there…”
If you follow these sex tips, you’re dating fun will sure as hell turn around for the worst.