Adult Dating Fun
Adult dating has never been so fun!
Hey Single Ladies, Keep This In Mind
1248 days
Adult dating relationships definitely change the way we live our lives. Single people and people in relationships can’t live the same way. Single people only have to look out for themselves, whereas people in relationships have to always think “as a team”. There are a bunch of things that you should keep in mind if you are single. We all crave for the freedom of singlesville when we’re “taken” and once we’re single we feel like we will never find anyone and will be lonely forever. This isn’t true.
Sex Won’t Trick Someone Into Falling For You
Remember that sex cannot be used as a tool or a weapon. Use it to enjoy it. Use it to bring pleasure to yourself and to others. Don’t abuse it. Also, always use a condom; no matter what.
Take Advantage Of Adult Personals
Take advantage of dating sites. Do what you want. Do what makes you happy. Go to bed at 8pm if you feel like it. Talk to strangers if you really want to. Accept invitations. Go to parties. You’re young and single. Enjoy it.
Always Believe In Yourself
Self-pity is great if you’re looking to stay single forever. If you have confidence you will be more attractive on the inside and out. Read more. Don’t be scared to travel and explore alone. Alone doesn’t equal lonely.
90s Sitcoms That Made No Sense
0262 days
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
So, I understand that Will’s character moves in with millionaires who have money to spend on just about anything, but does that really explain why their bedroom decor was ALWAYS different? Also, who send their son from Philly all the way to LA after one little playground brawl?
Full House
I have many, many questions about the premise of this show. Why is Uncle Joey living in the basement? I understand Joey and Jessie had to be there for Danny for moral support to help raise his three daughters, but after a certain age I’m pretty sure the men could have moved out – they never did. Also, Why did Jessie decide to live in the attic with his wife and twin boys, why didn’t he move out? I would never force my wife to do that. How did they enjoy having sex? Thats a legit question.
Home Improvement
Why was it so important that we- the audience- were never allowed to see Wilson’s face? Why was he such a mystery? Also, you’d think Tim would learn from his mistakes and not be such a klutz.
Saved By The Bell
Why was Mr. Belding always the principal? All throughout middle school and high school he was always there. I’m pretty sure he even surface a couple times during the college years. Also, Zack always stopped, looked into the camera and was able to do a monologue whenever he had a deep thought. How was that possible? Also, every after-school activity happened at The Max; the owners of that cute little diner must have loved Zack, Kelly, AC, Screech, Lisa and Jessie for bringing Casey Casum himself there.
Sister, Sister
Two long lost twins were reunited in a mall? Really? And the romance of Sears made their parents fall back in love? Really? I have no words.
Start Your Day Off Fresh With Morning Sex
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Men are the only ones who have body clocks that make us “ready for sex” in the morning. They don’t call it morning wood for nothing.
According to a new study from Harvard University, females’ circadian rhythms are slightly different than men’s and they’re biologically designed to be energized in the morning, but totally beat before going to bed. And by always making sex a before-bed activity, you’re forced to go against your natural urge to “calm down” during the night.
Experts say that women often fight the a.m. sexual desires because they don’t feel great about how they look, smell (morning breath), or have gotten into a routine of checking their phones which in turn kills the libido after responding to work emails, etc.
Luckily, there are tricks that will ensure your a.m sex session is super hot and worth it.
Ditch the Pajamas
Sleep naked. Make him sleep naked too. Try not to fool around too much, because you are, after all, waiting for morning to have sex. This way when you wake up in the morning you’ll both be horny and ready to go.
Keep the Curtains Down and the Lights Low
If you have a dark bedroom you’ll be less likely to freak out about how you look, whether your makeup is smudged under your eyes, etc.
Focus on Each Other’s Necks, Nips, and Shoulders
Okay, I know, making out with morning breathe is horrible, but hooking up without kissing at all is awkward. Stick to kissing each other’s necks, shoulders, nipples, ears, etc. This way you can be intimate and you can avoid the stinky morning breath.
Do It Like Dogs…or Starfish…or Directionally Challenged Cowgirls
Doggy-style, the starfish position, and reverse cowgirl (in which your limbs are outstretched and he’s on top of you, rotated about 45 degrees) keep bad breath from ruining the mood.
Or Skip Intercourse Completely
And go for oral. This is perfect if you are in a rush in the mornings. Plus, he will finish fast because his testosterone peaks high in the mornings.
Delete Your Ex From All Social Media
1270 days
When your adult dating relationship comes to an end, I have one piece of sound advice that will help you get over the breakup. Not many people take this piece of advice, because it is very hard to do, but those who do are thankful and are able to move on a lot faster.
My piece of advice: Delete your ex from all social media.
You may be thinking, “Yeah yeah Craig, I’ve heard that one before, whatever, I don’t need to do that, I can handle seeing my ex and all of their updates, its no biggie,..”
Well, my dear, you are thinking wrong. Breakups come along with unforeseen week moments. During these weak moments you will want to curl up in a ball, cry your heart out, try as hard as you can to get back together with your ex, and, worst of all, lurk their status on Facebook, Twitter, Foursquare, Tumblr, Flickr, Myspace, Livejournal, I think I’ve made my point.
The worst thing you can do is dwell on the past and dwell on what your ex is doing. They are no longer a part of your life, and you still having access to all of their photos means you can still stay in touch without really staying in touch. Technology is a cruel bitch. A double edged sword.
You may see pictures of your ex and the person he or she is currently having sex with. This will either drive you insane, mad, or extremely depressed.
OR you could take my advice, delete them from all social media, and never have to worry about what they are doing, who they are doing, and why they havent messaged you.
Just try it. Its not the end of the world.
Not All Plastic Surgery Is Bad
1272 days
by Healy
in Attention, Attraction, Celebrities, Confidence, Insecurity, Pay Attenetion, Physical, Sex, Surgery
In fact, there are many plastic surgeons out there who do such a good job on their clients that no one would know they’ve even had any work done. The same goes for celebrities that we all know and love. Some of them have had only the slightest work done and because it is done so well we either a) don’t notice or b) commend them for looking great and not deciding to go overboard a la Heidi Montag.
Plastic surgery is way more common than we all would like to think. Many people get small procedures done for cosmetic reasons to boost their confidence, all the way to large procedures done to attract the opposite sex.
These five celebrities decided to hire the right doctor and make only minor improvements to their overall appearances. They don’t look like Frankenstein, Joan Rivers or Lisa Rinna. I’m all for someone improving their physical appearance in order to boost their confidence, but knowingly going overboard in the plastic surgery department is ridiculous in my opinion. These five people were smart.
Jennifer Anniston’s Subtle Nose Job
Kate Hudson’s B-Cup Boob Job
Megan Fox’s Fierce Face
Ellen Degeneres’ Subtle Eye Lift
Scarlett Johannson’s Nose Job
I’ve got to be honest, I’m a hue Kate Hudson fan and I never thought there was a “problem” with her body before the surgery. In fact, I love that she represented the “flat chested girls of America”, but seeing as she only went to a B-cup in size makes me realize she has a decent head on her shoulders. Minor improvements are definitely worth the confidence boost. Good on her.
Musical Matches
0276 days
If you’re in a successful rock band, there is no possible way you will be able to live out a normal, healthy adult dating relationship. Most likely your life will consist of spending time in the studio or touring and having sex with groupies.
These five couples decided to marry “in the business”. If you think about it, it’s pretty smart. Who else will understand your crazy lifestyle BUT someone who lives the exact same way? Sure, if your schedules are off you may not see each other a lot. Sure, you may be tempted to break the sacred vows of marriage an not remain faithful. But that could happen with any couple, so who is more likely to last – a rockstar married to plain Jane, or a rockstar married to another rockstar. I’m thinking the latter.
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain
Gerard Way & Lindsey Ballato
Jack & Meg White
Brody Dalle & Tim Armstrong
How Much Is Too Much?
1279 days
If you are a man, or woman, who enjoys a couple of alcoholic beverages…or two…or more do you set a limit to how much you consume on a first date in your adult dating life?
If you’ve never thought about this before, consider these facts:
1. Alcohol impairs your personality.
If you are drunk and on a first date, you won’t be giving off the best first impression that you can. Therefore you could be potentially damaging your own chances at getting sex. Not to mention you could turn into a huge, belligerent idiot and scare away your date.
2. Alcohol impairs your vision.
Not to get all shallow on you folks, but I’m sure you all know that the drunker you are, the better looking your date will be. Now think to yourself, “Do I really want to wake up next to some scary looking person that I could have sworn looked exactly like Christina Hendricks the night before?”
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Next time you go out on a date you may want to set a limit for yourself in term of how much alcohol you consume. You may just end up doing yourself a favor. And if the date is going horribly, by all means feel free to drown your sorrows in a pitcher of ale.
Why Are Men So Afraid Of Commitment?
0282 days
by Stan Getter
in Adult dating, Advice, Attention, Dating, Future, Insecurity, Married, Sex, Single people
Us men love our freedom. The idea of being tied down to one woman for the rest of our lives is enough to send us running for the hills. When we think of commitment, we think of having to compromise, loss of independence, loss of sexual variety and the possibility of a downward financial spiral.
According to the National Marriage Project, a study undertaken at Rutgers University, men today are overwhelmingly apprehensive about getting married.
The number of men getting married is on the decrease and the number of men in cohabitation adult dating relationships are on the uprise. So why is this happening?
Men Are Extremely Independent By Nature
The idea of losing some our freedom, not being able to live by our own rules and having to share those ideals with someone else just sounds like a rain on our parade. No longer can we sit at home and watch sports on our big screen TVs in just our boxers and dirty white socks. Our women expect more of us.
Loss Of A Personal Bubble
Why do you think men have their own personal “man caves” away from their wives and family. It is because we need our personal space. When we move in with women, everything gets the “female” treatment. We are perfectly happy sitting in a room with white walls and cheap drapes, but women always want to paint with colors called ” muted fog”. What the hell is muted fog? And the frilly curtains? Don’t get me started on anything frilly.
One Sex Partner, For Life
Men are sexual beings. We view sex as a necessity in life. If we can’t have sex, that is a bad situation. The idea of only being able to have sex with the same person for the rest of our lives is scary. Sure, we love our girlfriends and wives, but we are aware that sex goes downhill after years of being together, not uphill. Its hard to look forward to something that everyone has already written off as a negative. We need variety!
Odd Couples
5284 days
by Healy
in Adult dating, Advice, Attraction, Break Up, Celebrities, Charm, cheating, Confidence, Personality
Have you ever looked at a couple on the street and thought to yourself “How is HE with HER?!” Just a warning, this blog post is going to come across as extremely shallow, but think about this: as much as you may not want to admit it, physical attraction DOES matter in an adult dating relationship. It is one of the first things that attract people to each other. First impressions are usually based on how a person looks, not based on an amazing personality.
Well, there are many “odd couples” in Hollywood that have definitely had negative press related to their own personal relationships. Hey, if the sex is good leave them alone, right? Here are some of my favorite odd couples.
Katy Perry & Russell Brand
At first glance you may be thinking “What’s the beautiful bombshell doing with the creepy hairy sex addict?” Think again, having a sense of humor is a major turn-on for some women.
Soon Yi and Woody Allen
Soon Yi is Woody Allen’s stepdaughter AND wife. Yeah. Wrap that logic around your head. I’m not justifying this one.
John Hutchinson & Courtney Stodden
This 51 year old Lost star just married his 16 year old bride. Yes, the age difference is creepy, and if they acted like a normal couple I would attempt to justify this relationship, but if you watch any interview with these two you will be creeped out of your fucking mind.
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore
Personally, I like this odd couple. Demi is a total babe, and Ashton is the man for being able to bag a hottie. Also, her children with Bruce Willis get along perfectly with Kutcher. Hell, even Willis himself is a Kutcher fan. What a happy little family.
Emmy Rossum & Adam Duritz
Again, many people love to judge this odd couple based on her good looks and his, uh, looks. He isn’t the most attractive man, and his dreads are a little crazy, but maybe dreads are a massive turn-on for her. You never know. Also, I’m sure he’s an amazing guy. He’s definitelytalented musician
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Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood
Yes, Manson is scary looking. But if you listen or watch interviews with him you may notice that he is kind of a genius. Yes, he has abused drugs and still probably does, but most of Hollywood has. I see this odd couple as a little girl who has a crush on a rockstar, and a rockstar who is lovin’ the attention he’s receiving from his woman.
Harvey Weinstein & Georgina Chapman
Honestly, other than physical attractiveness I don’t see anything “odd” about this odd couple.
Madonna & Jesus Luz
Madonna is banging an extremely good looking man 29 years younger than her. He gets along with her children and they make each other happy. Good for you, Madonna.
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon
No one thought this relationship would last. And then they got married. No one thought the marriage would last. And then they had twins. They seem like they are truly in love. Whats wrong with that?
Sandra Bullock & Jesse James
Before the horrid split, no one understood what she saw in him. She kept defending her love for him in interviews. And then the whole world saw his true colors. Poor Sandy. I guess not ALL odd couples work out for the best.
The Number One Thing Men Like In Bed
1…is oral sex.
Women Like It
73 percent of guys in their twenties and thirties say they’ve received oral sex from a woman at least once in the past year, according to the 2010 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB), conducted by the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University, Bloomington. In a 2010 study from the University of Alberta, researcher Brea Malacad and her colleagues found that the majority of 18- to 25-year-old women were “excited” or “stimulated” by the act; only 10 to 20 percent of women felt “disgusted” or “bored” by it.
Porn Influence!
Act one, scene one of every single porn movie (not including girl on girl movies) always begin with a blow job. Hey, they also end with blow jobs. Our exposure to porn has changed the way we think about, view and act out sex in our daily lives. Many people admit to learning new sexual moves from xxx movies. Well, where else are you going to learn how to have sex?
Power, Power, Power
Women feel like they have the power when giving a man a blow job. Think about, his most precious, delicate and sensitive piece of….junk…is in the hands (or mouth) of somebody that isn’t him. Power is part of the appeal. Giving head has historically been viewed as a submissive act, Malacad says, “but if you can be a strong female who takes control of her sexuality, it might, in fact, make you feel good—make you feel powerful—to perform oral sex.”
