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Nobody Likes A Flake

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The scenario is always the same. You have been chatting online with someone who you are starting to fancy. At first you were skeptical about using adult sex dating websites, but after chatting with a few people you found in the adult personals who live  in your area, and a little encouragement from your friend, you decide to go out on a date with this person. Then, all of a sudden, hours or even minutes before your date is supposed to take place, you new found online romance calls you or texts you saying he/she can’t make it because of one or all of the following reasons:

- My dog died
- My Aunt is sick
- I broke my hand
- Im not feeling well
- I forgot about other plans I already made
- I have a migrane
- I have to go to the hospital
- There is a family emergency
- I can’t find anything good to wear
- My hair won’t cooperate with me today, maybe another time
- My cat got out and I have to find him
- My car wont start
- I got called into work
- My cell phone died, I couldn’t get hold of you
- My water just broke and Im in labor

Okay, maybe the last excuse was taking it a bit too far, but you see where I’m heading with this, right?  Nobody likes a flake. It it very easy to get pre-date jitters and want to call it quits at the last second. But think about it, what is the worst that could happen? Your date goes horribly, you two don’t get a long and your date is five inches shorter and 30 pounds fatter than he/she claimed. So what? a date is just a date and when its over you never have to talk or see that person again.

I only say this because when your on the receiving end of being bailed on, over and over, it gets tiresome, frustrating and annoying. If you are constantly bailed on by a flakey person you just want to yell at them and tell them to stop being such a pussy. Or at least I do. Better luck next time to all of you who have to suffer with flakey people in your lives, just remember this – they’re the ones missing out!

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You’ve Had Sex Where?

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Having plain old sex in bed no longer seems to compare to these fun, wild and outrageous places that I’ve found out are the new hot spots to engage in steamy sexual relations. I’ve polled every woman I know, and taken to the street to ask streeters the craziest places they’ve ever had sex. Here are the five most popular spots I kept hearing about.

1. At Work.
Either with a co-worker, or their partner during an office party, many real women in adult sex dating relationships have gotten it on in a vacant office or bathroom stall. Do you think this is going on in your place of work? You never know.

2. At The Gym
Personally the gym is a very non-sexual place to me. When I go there I want to focus on working out and not talking to anyone. Even the thought of trying to pick someone up seems a little lame, in my opinion. However, to my surprise, the most common place in my survey where women were hooking up was at the gym. A lot of them mentioned that they relate the gym experience in their lives as a very sexual thing, and hooking up with someone who is sweaty and salty is a major turn on for them. Okay?

3. In The Air
Although a few women have admitted to me they are a member of the ‘Mile High’ club, a lot of women say they prefer to subtly fondle or get fondled by their partner while in their seats. A little stealthy under-the-blanket action anyone? Sounds pretty hot to me.

4. In The Car….While He’s Driving
Think Pam and Tommy’s sex tape. Many women admitted to going down on their partner while h was driving. One woman said she did it while her man was driving top speed on the highway. Sounds a little dangerous, you definitely wouldn’t want to crash and have to explain that situation.

5. On A Park Bench
Surprisingly, a lot of women have had sex (or some form of it) in a public park in broad daylight. I guess the idea of getting caught at any moment can be a real turn on to some.

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Prostitution Dating Site: Not Worth It

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It has come to my attention that there is a new controversial website on the internet. Without naming names, the premise of this adult dating site is paying for your dream date. You can either sign up as a “generous” meaning you name a price you’re willing to pay to go on a date with a member on the site, or you can sign up as an “attractive” where you basically name a price you need to be paid to be taken out on a date. The site has caught the attention of Forbes, Time, Playboy, NBC News, and ABC News, just to name a few media outlets.

The site explains that many other adult sex dating sites out there provide unfortunate outlets where attractive members become overwhelmed with messages while singles with high standards are often ignored and rejected. Their “dream” solution is this new controversial site were a simple price for a date is named and a simple “yes” or “no” answer seals the deal. It’s as simple as that.

My problem with this site, as well as many others, is that it is borderline prostitution. The patent is pending for the website, but is it really legal to publicly explain that you’re willing to pay $200 to date a woman you don’t know but have seen a few pictures of on the internet. Same goes for the “attractive” members. Isn’t it a little prostitute-eqsue to say that you won’t date any member who contact you unless they are willing to pay a certain price, say $500? Essentially these people are paying for the hope of sex. Why waste your time on a ridiculous site like this when there are thousands of free adult personals available online?

Also, this controversial site give the option of having a “first date” with a celebrity. If you scroll down the page a bit more there is a link asking any celebrities if they would be willing to participate in this. There is a brief mention of the money going to charity- of course. What celebrity would actually sign up for this? I’m thinking “first date” with a porn star sounds about right.

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Three’s Company

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Many couples these days want to spice things up in the bedroom, and one of the most common ideas is introducing a third person into the bedroom. The idea of having sex with your partner and a sexy stranger at the same time is certainly a hot taboo idea. Stereotypically, men are big connoisseurs of this idea in society. I think many men will be pleased to hear that more and more women find the idea of a threesome exciting as well. It may not be hard to convince her of the idea, especially if she is the one suggesting it to you. Bonus!

You may find it hard to find the perfect third person to join you and your partner in the bedroom. Some couples tend to ask people they know, but I would advise against that. In my books, that idea is a recipe for disaster. It is a opening for all kinds of jealousy feelings and awkward moments after the fact. The best place to search for a third person in my opinion would be in adult personals on an adult sex dating website.

There are so many dating sites that specialize in adult personals and matching couples up with single men and women who are ready and willing to engage in sexual acts with them. It’s a bonus for the couple as well; most of the time these dating sites offer the option of searching by location and interest. You will be able to pick and choose what person you feel would be best in bed with you. You may also chat with them online before meeting them, as an extra precaution or early ice-breaker. There are so many options online these days, it can never hurt to try out a dating site if you’re on the hunt for a third bedroom partner.

Cheers!

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Popping Your Adult Dating Cherry

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If you’re new to the online dating scene, there is nothing to be afraid of. These days meeting a partner online is extremely common. Commercials and adverts for adult dating websites are taking over the airwaves. There are way too many adult sex dating websites online to name, and yes some are more tame than others. Before you begin your kinky online adventures, you need to be sure of what you are looking for. There are many niche sites available out there, but many people choose to go the “mainstream” route and sign up with those sites who can afford television commercials; I’m sure you know what sites I’m referring to. People assume these sites are the safest because they have commercials on radio and TV, but in fact most online dating sites are extremely secure. You can easily do background checks to make sure, but if you’re ever in doubt it’s best not to give away any credit card numbers.

There are so many benefits to online dating. One of which is the fact that you have the ability to zone in on the exact type of person you are looking for. Some dating sites even allow you to search not only by location but by hair colour, eye colour, smoker/non-smoker, etc. The specifics are what make the difference. Examine more than one website before committing. See what each site has to offer. Also, you get to chat online and get a feel for the person’s personality before meeting up with them face-to-face. This kills any awkwardness that may ensue. Get to find out their likes and dislikes before even meeting them. If you still think it would be a great match, go ahead and set up a date!

 

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