Here is a look at some of the worst sex advice for men that will definitely ruin any aspect of seeing or dating her again:

1.When she leans down to pick up her napkin, say, “while you’re down there…” and look at her while you push your crotch out. Then when she laughs awkwardly, huff and tell her parents (who invited you to dinner) that their daughter has lost her sense of adventure.

2. Initiate sex with her when she’s late to take the kids to school, while she’s on the phone with her sick grandmother, or 30 minutes after she falls asleep.

3. During sex, grab your partner’s belly and shake it while making menacing Jabba the Hut sounds. Then say you’re just kidding. Girls love a guy with a good sense of humor.

4. Call her by your ex girlfriends name, often. Then, tell her you only do it because neither of you will do that thing he likes. You know, that thing Jenny did. Then never explain who Jenny is or what she did. A girl sure does like a man who is mysterious.

5. When your girl has food poisoning and is throwing up, huff loudly and say, “Well, I guess we wont be having sex tonight!” That way, she’ll know you care, about her vagina that is.

6. Insult all of her friends, except for the ones that you point out you would have a threesome with. They way she will know she’s special, and that you have discriminating tastes.

7. Sleep with her sister. That way she’ll know you love her family too.

8. Sleep soundly next to the ninja sword you bought the other day after you told her she was spending too much money on medicine. Call out Jenny’s name in your sleep.

9. When you’re at the doctor getting your textiles sewn back on, notice that the doctor is a women and say, “While you’re down there…”

If you follow these sex tips, you’re dating fun will sure as hell turn around for the worst.

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